Who Moved My Soap?

Autor*innen

• Andy Borowitz

Parameter

• 96 Seiten
• 4 Lesestunden

• Belletristik
• Humor

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They threw the book at Madoff. Now here’s the book he needs. While many resources exist for CEOs navigating corporate competition, none cater to those facing legal repercussions. This guide provides essential advice for executives who have manipulated finances and are now confronting the consequences. Covering all aspects of prison life, it includes exit strategies, tips for maintaining business acumen by leveraging relationships with prison staff, and even advice on prison cell feng shui and self-defense techniques. Convicted corporate leaders should view their time in prison as an opportunity, allowing for new business connections, testing management strategies, and even improving their golf game. Directly from Bernie Madoff's cellmate, this guide is packed with practical tips, such as a glossary of corporate-speak and prison slang, ways to earn money making vanity license plates, and strategies to avoid becoming a trophy wife or getting literally backstabbed. Compact enough to fit in a prison uniform pocket yet thick enough to conceal cigarettes, this guide is essential reading for any white-collar criminal. It also serves as a valuable resource for those who have been wronged by such executives.

• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2003
• Einband: Paperback