Jordana Landsman Bücher

WINNER, 2018 SAN FRANCISCO BOOK FESTIVAL, POETRYIt only takes one... if you can find him.From Jordana Landsman, best-selling author of the award-winning Mommy Haiku'd All Over the Baby, comes a hilarious and painfully candid dating memoir.It only takes one. But with so many hearts searching for love, the quest can feel eternal. Luckily, you meet some colorful characters along the way. Landsman's rapid-fire poetic bullets capture the hope, hurt, and absurdity of playing the field to find the one.Finding the right match is a numbers game.In the end, there is one. And it's worth it.

Their infancies tested your body… the preschool years torture your brain. In the award-winning Mommy Haiku’d All Over the Baby , author Jordana Landsman laid bare the darkest corners of her struggles as a new mom. Now, the kids are older and they can talk. And oh, the things they say. Landsman’s follow-up memoir of her kids at ages 5, 4, and 2 is hilarious, absurd, and relentless – much like the fun-loving, trash-talking preschoolers she chronicles. From projectile vomit to competitive birthday partying, it's all here. The maniacs who used to be our babies are calling -- and mispronouncing -- the shots. So sit back, laugh, and enjoy the ride while Mommy drives the minivan and provides the snacks.Don't miss Jordana's other titles, including San Francisco Book Festival winner A poetic memoir of 87 blind dates and one future husband .