Wenn die eigenen Kinder Eltern werden, ist auch bei den Großeltern guter Rat teuer. Denn heute werden die Gutenachtgeschichten aus dem Tablet vorgelesen, die Strampler kommen von einer Nobelmarke, der Weihnachtsmann lebt, wenn überhaupt, nicht am Nordpol, sondern in Grönland. Und: Es gibt definitiv mehr Lebensmittelallergien als politisch korrekte Krippenspiele. Dieses humorvolle Büchlein schafft Durchblick: „Großeltern für Anfänger“ ist ein locker getextetes, augenzwinkerndes Nachschlagewerk mit Kultcharakter.
Clive Whichelow Bücher






At your grand old age, it's probably too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prying the top off a ketchup bottle. On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy—just not so far back that you can't get yourself up again. And just think—it's only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen! The perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age.
How to Survive Parenthood
- 96 Seiten
- 4 Lesestunden
After returning from the hospital with your Louis Vuitton bag, you realize you've left the baby behind. Now the real challenge starts, requiring survival skills like courage to handle crying and tantrums, and immense patience.
This title humorously explores the quirks of cricket fanatics, highlighting their obsession with the sport through amusing scenarios. It invites readers to assess their cricket knowledge and passion.
You may now be bored of the novelty of a free bus pass, hair may be growing in unusual places and you'll never make it through the late night feature without nodding off. On the bright side, you can look forward to tearing up the pavement on your own top-of-the-range mobility scooter.
There's no denying it - you're OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can get away with saying the most outrageous things. You can dress however you damn well please. And after learning from all your mistakes, you're now as wise as you are wizened. It's your time to recline, and this hilarious book will show you how it's done.
This book sifts through all aspects of modern life to find the most prevalent and irritating cliches of our age.
How to Survive University
- 96 Seiten
- 4 Lesestunden
At last, no more parents! But who's going to do your washing, and bail you out when you're short of cash? Hmm, you're going to need survival skills. This mischievous little book will help you see through your university years with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.
You may never now become a rock star or regain the waist size you had at 18. On the bright side, you can feel smug that you have better grammar than a university student and don't have to dig out your embarrassing passport photo to get into pubs or buy alcohol.
You Know You're a Tennis Fanatic When...
- 94 Seiten
- 4 Lesestunden
This title humorously explores the traits of tennis fanatics, highlighting their dedication to the sport and the quirky behaviors that come with it. Discover if you're a competitive player or prefer enjoying the game from the sidelines.
