Enter the fucked up minds of your everyday houseplants in this humorous guide to their thoughts, dating preferences, and more! Plants: you may not think that they are thinking, but you thought wrong because they are. You may mistakenly believe that the plants in your own home and garden are completely preoccupied with producing chlorophyll, but, as this book will illustrate, they have much more interesting, devious, and possibly dangerous things going on in their tangled minds.
